You can be a Super Villain!


Tired of living in your mother’s basement? Tired of not having a girlfriend? Why not become a Super Villain? Earn the respect of peers, and the admiration of all the hot girls!

We teach you, step by step, how easy it is to become a Super Villain:

* Take over the world using time travelling cows and zombie chickens.

* Capture heroes using ice cream and bananas

* Negotiate over Twitter!

Quote: Taking over the world is no more dangerous than driving to work everyday (in Afghanistan, while wearing a miniskirt and push-up bra, while singing “Oh America you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind”).

The book is dedicated to Pinky and the Brain. You inspired us man. Totally inspired us.

Available from: Ebook: Amazon
Print: Amazon