Zombie attacks are increasing across London.
Good news: We found out who is causing them.
Bad news: The attacks are being led by beings from a parallel dimension.
Even more bad news: They tricked and captured us.
Worse news: They are about to eat us.
Horrible news: I am going to die, and I don’t even have a girlfriend.
Terrifying news: Shake realises he forgot to pay our gas bill. Boy we’ll be in trouble if we survive.
I Hate Zombies Book #3